Pairing: SassMagic Prompt: Willow Finds the Discowing costume. Willow held back a smirk as she looked at the costume in front of her. This opened so many new doors for her, joke wise. Although it being way in the back of the closet suggested it was rather something he’d forget. The redhead shrugged and put it back, she’d get it out of him eventually.
SassMagic Family 1
"John knock it off!" Willow looked at the clock. " Your kids are yelling," Dick grumbled. " Before noon their your kids." Their door opened and Mary ran in and hid between them. Both Willow and Dick sighed then got up. Shortly after John ran in holding a rubber snake in his hand, with a grin that put the Joker to shame. "Come on Mary, it ain’t real!" "Still it’s creepy and your being creepy!" " John Alexander Grayson, stop tormenting your sister or so help me, I’ll ground you for a year." John dropped the rubber snake and his grin fell. "I was only playing around, mom." "It doesn’t matter," Willow responded grabbing her robe, "She asked you to stop and you didn’t." John and Mary looked at the ground before Anya dragged Bruce in the room. "Mom, we want pancakes. Mickey Mouse ones," Anya demanded. "Please?" Dick stood up and added in a joking tone, " Pancakes, where did I go wrong with you two? And here I thought we were going to start a cereal club!" Anya shrugged and added, "I feel like pancakes."
Here’s what I think everyone would want on movie night: Willow: Mary Poppins cause it’s fucking amazing.
Dick: A comedy or Indiana Jones.
Mary: Harry Freaking Potter, cause she sees Ron and Hermione in her parents. She also ships that so hard.
John: Horror movies so Willow can be all like, ‘I saw worse than this in Sunnydale.’
Anya: Princess movies and we’re talking the Disney stuff. None of this knock off crap.
Bruce: Anything with Ryan Reynolds in it. Cause he’s hilarious.
So I woke up and realized Sexy and I are in a threeway relationship with confidence.
People should send us stuffs. Right Wills?
“Yeah, it’d make the next two hours go faster.”
The SassMagic kids opinions
A new thing I’ll be posting basically it gives me a chance to flesh out their speech patterns. So here we go! This week they’ll be talking about…..KINDLE!
M: What’s the point of a kindle anyway? I mean it’s basically a book only ya know not bookish.
A: My teacher has one. She likes it a lot. Like a lot.
J: I always thought it was kinda like a tool for people who don’t have time to read. Like Grandpa Bruce.
B: I kind of agree with Mary. I-I mean I feel proud when I finish a real book.
A: What’s Fifty Shades of Grey? ‘Pparently it’s being made into a movie.
J: I think mom called it the worst story ever. But what does that have to do with kindles?
A: I dunno.